Your A Mean One, Mr. Edgar

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You're a mean one, Mr. Edgar You really are a heel, You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Edgar, You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Mr. Edgar, Your heart's an empty hole, Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul, Mr. Edgar, I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You're a foul one, Mr. Edgar, You have termites in your smile, You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Edgar, Given a choice between the two of you'd take the seasick crocodile!

You're a rotter, Mr. Edgar, You're the king of simple sots, Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Edgar, You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!

You nauseate me, Mr. Edgar, With a nauseous super "naus"!, You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked horse, Mr. Edgar, Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!

You're a foul one, Mr. Edgar, You're a nasty wasty skunk, Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Edgar, The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote, "Stink, stank, stunk"!